Rules to Life

I wanted to start on my blog post from yesterday and describe how those that have commented have inspired me. I am headed out of town today so I am in a bit of a rush to write this blog. Therefore, I am not going to start on those just yet. No worries, I will start on them really soon. I want to give them the attention they deserve.

Since I am headed to New Orleans today and I am pretty sure some ridiculousness is going to go down I wanted to share this video.

Yeah I’ve done some pretty stupid things but hey
I’m a little bit harder and
A whole lot smarter
That’s how I got to be this way

I know for a fact I have done some crazy things in my life that I look back on and often wonder what I was thinking but that is what makes life so great. So today I am going to leave you with some life rules:

  • Don’t worry what other people think, they don’t do it often. 
  • A person who is rude to a waiter is never a nice person.
  • Men and women both come from earth. Deal.
  • Unless you studied abnormal psychology in college, you will find most of what you learned to be useless.
  • A balanced breakfast includes bacon in both hands.
  • Don’t take life serious, no one makes it out alive.
  • Act like a kid, they have the world figured out.
  • It is ok to live in your own world, at least there everyone knows you.
  • Never admit you saved a few dollers by refilling the vodka bottle in the minibar with water.
  • Everybody is someone else’s weirdo.
  • Call your mom.
  • When choosing a bottle of wine to bring to a dinner party, spend between 10 and 15 dollars. That’s for a bottle, not a gallon.



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